Category: Movies


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If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be?

I’d go to Antarctica… No joke!

I love going to the movies and I have pretty specific taste and strong opinions about them. Here’s my list of the top 5 movies you should see this summer. This was an article I compiled for TheCelebrityCafe. I’m going to tell you my list on here with some brief bullet points on why I want to see the movie. However, I urge you to go to my actual article as well. Which can be found right:

HERE.

5. Bourne Legacy

  • Written and directed by Tony Gilroy, who wrote all the other Bourne movies and directed Michael Clayton.
  • Starring Jeremy Renner, who’s been in The Town, the latest Mission Impossible, and The Avengers. He’s a promising action actor.
  • It’s motha effing Jason Bourne. The best action franchise after the Die Hards.
  • Edward Norton is the second leading man.

Release Date: August 3rd

4.  Brave

  • Pixar is not going to make two bad movies in a row. Cars 2 has been their only badly reviewed movie… EVER.
  • The lore and story behind this looks very entertaining.
  • Who doesn’t love Pixar movies?

Release Date: June 22nd

3. Moonrise Kingdom

  • Wes Anderson has yet to make a bad film.
  • It has Ed Norton, Bruce Willis, and (obviously) Bill Murray and Jason Schwartzman.
  • It’s Anderson’s return to live-action after the glorious Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Release Date: May 25th

2. Prometheus

  • Ridley Scott knows the horror/sci-fi genre well.
  • He’s done Blade Runner, Alien, and Gladiator.
  • Guy Peirce and Michael Fassenbender are both highly entertaining actors.
  • The previews are very intriguing and puzzling.

Release Date: June 8th

1. The Dark Knight Rises

  • It’s CHRISTOPHER NOLAN. Let me go on a little rant here. Everyone LOVES him now, after The Dark Knight and Inception. That pisses me off. I love Memento and Insomnia, and frankly all of his movies. He made his first movie Following for $6000 and in black-and-white. Most people who “love Chris Nolan” have never even heard of it, let alone SEEN IT. Christopher Nolan is my favorite screenwriter/director. He does both and he’s great at it. I DO LOVE Nolan and most of you don’t. So shut up. I want to see this movie way more than you. Plus I’m a bigger Batman fanatic than most. I have some comics and the whole animated series from the early 90s. Plus I became a fan of his series with Batman Begins. What’s that, you ask? Well it’s his first Batman movie, which most of you probably didn’t see at least until after The Dark Knight came out. I saw it in theaters and loved ti. Stop jumping aboard the Batman and Nolan bandwagon, because you don’t really know what you’re talking about.
  • Tom Hardy is sweet.
  • It’s BATMAN.
  • It’s the final movie and I guarantee this trilogy won’t end on a bad note.

Release Date: July 20th

Honorable Mention:

  • Looper (Rain Johnson)
  • Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (Director of Wanted, so it should be entertaining. I was too lazy to get his name.)
  • The Campaign (I still love Will Ferrell)
Hello everybody! I’ve been absent from my blog for some time now. Once I got back from vacation I didn’t have much motivation for new material. I was writing articles for TheCelebrityCafe and Sportsrageous and I neglected my own readers! (Hi, Ben). Anyways, I hope to start back up shortly. I’ve had some ideas for posts, yet I never motivated myself to write them. SO, hopefully this post will start an avalanche of new material to come. If not, enjoy some Random Things. . .
 

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RANDOM, UNNECESSARILY COMPLICATED POLL:

IT’S BEEN TOO LONG! I’m sorry to all my die-hard fans, fans of the movie Die Hard that is. I will never fail you again. So in repayment, I present you with the sixth edition of: Random Day, Random Things.
 

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P.S. This will most likely be foreshadowing a future post.

RANDOM SWEET COMMERCIAL WITH THE AFOREMENTIONED SONG:

RANDOM, YET EXTREMELY RELEVANT QUESTION:

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Here we go, time for the fifth round.
 
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Check out these random things:

I’m glad they finally moved this game (below) into a new time period! I like the historical aspect and change of scenery in the game. I’ve played AC I and II but not Brotherhood or Revelations… did they just re-release the 2nd game and call it something else?

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It’s about time for the third installment of Random Day, Random Things, hopefully everyone’s enjoying it! I’ve started posting my articles on StumbleUpon and these Random posts seem to be the most popular… so I’m gonna keep them coming!

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Bold Statements 2

Time for another round of  bold statements. It’s where I make a number of strongly-opinionated statements for your viewing pleasure… or displeasure. Feel free to comment and let me know what you agree completely with, or where you think I’m way off!

  • The Discovery Channel makes for the best TV marathons.
  • Wu Tang Clan is the best rap group of all time. . . just ask Ben.
  • The Pacific-Northwest is the most beautiful part of the US.
  • The all-time best James Bond film is Casino Royale.
  • Lil Wayne is one of the worst rappers of all-time.
  • The Knicks won’t win with Carmelo Anthony.
  • Ed Helms  is not funny on the Office. (Keyword is not was.)
  • It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia has consistently been the funniest show on TV since it’s 2005 debut.
  • The best sports town in the US is Philadelphia.
  • Bering Sea Gold is an awesome show.
  • Just like music, most people enjoy terrible movies.
  • Christopher Nolan is the best writer/director of our time.
  • Although, David Fincher is a better pure director.
  • Grizzly Bear’s third album, due out this year, will be just as good as Veckatimest and Yellow House.
  • ESPN needs to cover more soccer, I mean, they cover NASCAR for heaven sakes.
  • Mexican food is the best kind of food.
  • Incredibly Loud and Extremely Close is one of the worst movies to ever be nominated for Best Picture… nice job Academy.
  • The Reader wasn’t much better. (same director ^^)

Why I (sorta) Hate ESPN

The following is an article that may or may not have been posted on ESPN last week. There is about a 99% chance this article is somewhere on their website.

Linsanity is among us!

Jeremy Lin’s linsanity craze started about 3 games into the Knicks 7 game linning streak. Their next game is against the nearly linless Hornets, so it should be amazlinly easy. Lin has been linvincible all week long, he’s been a machine since he’s been lin the starting linup, and he’s nearly linpervious to all opposing defenses. It seems as though nothing is linpossible for Lin and the Knicks.

To prove just how lincredible Lin actualinly is all we have to do is look at his stat-lin during his lins. Lin averaged roughly 27 points and 7 assists lin his first five starts and it should be noted that the Knicks took home a lin each time. It’s really lindescribable just how good Lin is.

Lin prefers to play lindoors as opposed to outdoors because he feels it better helps his persona of being known as Mr. Lincredible. Lin has been known to be bi-linning, however, unlike Charlie Sheen he doesn’t need a lintervention.

Many movies have been made due to Lin’s linspiration on the world. Linderella, Linception, Linglourious Basterds, Linside Man, The Towering Linferno, Hedwig and the angry Linch, and Lincredibly loud and extremely close are some for example.

It’s recently been reported that Lin has linsomnia, so lin an effort to keep himself occupied he made a linvestment in multiple Super Lintendos and Lintendo 64s. He usually plays them after linner.

Bottom-lin, Lin is lintense and his dominance on the court have helped spread linfluenza. He only had a linternship for the Knicks, but he linvaded the hearts of millions because of how lindestructable he really is. He’s like a linferno, which lingulfs everything around it. Linsanity is real, so everyone better be taking their linsulin.

From ESPN, this Cal Webb reporting.

Random Day, Random Things

So while I couldn’t sleep last night, I thought up this idea for a blog post. One (random) day each week, I’ll post at least three random things, such as pictures, videos, poll, etc. It should be a fun and entertaining blog post. Everyone can enjoy it and the idea is pretty straight forward. So let me get right to it:

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RANDOM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT QUOTE:

Lindsay: You know, maybe if you stopped judging her, he’d trust you. Look, if you say no, you’re just going to drive him right to her.
George Michael: Hey, Dad, can you drive me to Ann’s?
Michael: Nnnn… Y-Y-Y-Y-Yes.
George Michael: Great. I’ll wait in the car.
Michael: I don’t think that worked.

 

RANDOM QUESTION:

So there’s my first random things post, let me know if you like it!

P.S. That poll is a serious question I’ve been thinking about, I don’t get why anyone uses the fan while they take showers… Do people hate foggy mirrors that much?!